Let’s calm the fuck down*. Now that George Clooney is engaged, it’s time to move on. People, sex and porn are loaded with expectations, stress, clichés and other unhealthy distractions. Don’t believe me?

Things I should stop thinking about thinking

We’d think that boobs and sex are enough to be happy, but, like in the video below, we overload ourselves with pressure.

Things I Should Stop Thinking About Thinking from mistercastro on Vimeo.

Scarlett Johansson’s potato body

We criticize Scarlett Johansson’s body in newly-released film Under The Skin because we expect her to be this alien/barbie beauty with huge tits and long legs, only to find out that she has a regular body with regular boobs. What if I told you that reality is better? That she’s absolutely breathtaking for being herself?! Crazy, I know…

scarlett johansson nude under the skin

Things guys say to lesbians

We also tend to think that somehow, lesbians are gay because they’re not pretty enough or because they’ve never been fucked right by a man and other sweet, clever things. Let’s watch a group of real lesbians tell us what guys usually say to them when they learn they’re gay.

[via Violet Blue]

We also tend to think that lesbians love to fuck with men and enjoy fake nails and styletto shoes in their vagina. Let’s watch the reaction of real lesbians in front of man-made “lesbian” porn. Thank Goddess we have the CrashPad Series, am I right?

*This post was sponsored by the concept of irony.