What is a sex totem? I couldn’t say, but I think it fits this situation pretty well. Relaxation plays a big part in reaching climax, but if you’re like me, all wired up and thinking about the fate of humanity at 3 a.m., relaxation doesn’t come easy. You might wonder what Bender has to do with all this, so read about my little adventure from last night.

I went to my friend’s house for a little play session, which is where I already had discovered the benefits of ice cubes during a hot afternoon hook up. Anyway, I showed up naked at the door.

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He put a hood over my head, pressed my chest against the wall and started playing with my pussy.

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After a while, he made me sit down on the floor where he had placed a dildo. I could only see shapes and shadows. I sat on the toy while he made me suck his cock.

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Then, he bent me over a chair in the corner of the room and asked me to spread my legs. He wanted me to be a little uncomfortable, but I couldn’t care less about my comfort at that moment. I just wanted him to fuck me. He kept playing with my pussy.

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I then felt pain on my back, for a second. I felt the drops of hot wax landing on my skin. I remember that it was a little painful but also that it was turning me on.

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I was close to orgasming but I couldn’t quite reach it. When that happens, I can’t stop thinking about the fact that I’m right there, but not quite yet, which sometimes makes me lose my juice… That’s when I saw it. I just pictured Bender from Futurama, spinning on itself. I don’t know why Bender – I probably mistitled this article -, but concentrating on him spinning round and round just calmed me and allowed me to stop thinking and fully feel what was happening.

I had to beg my master to let me come and thank him for all the things he was doing to me.

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He then flipped me over and sat me down on the chair, with my legs spread apart. He gently whipped my tits and stomach.

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I remember thinking that it was super hot to watch this shadow fuck me.

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When I stood up, I felt my pussy farting a little. Can’t fake that! He finally fucked me on the bed with my legs in the air until he came.

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Proof that a mean phallic robot can be handy at times.

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