How To Have Awesome Home-Made Sex [Gifs]

If you follow me on Twitter, then you know I’ve just moved into my own flat. I’m done with sharing a flat, and I have to say I’m pretty excited about my little bachelorette pad! It’s tiny and cosy, perfect for writing dirty things on the Internet! So I’ve selected a few gifs that will, I hope, inspire you to take advantage of your house to have hot, spontaneous, passionate, home-made sex!

1. The shower. Obviously.

Especially when you have a nice shower with those massage thingies…

 

2. The kitchen counter

If mine wasn’t buried under papers, a pizza box and other things, I’d be all over that bad boy.

 

Just be sure to have all appliances turned off to avoid accidents, and you should have yourself a great time!

 

3. The deck

Well, I don’t have the luxury of having a huge house with a swimming pool, but if you do, you should not let it go to waste.

 

4. The staircase

This gif is hot and nice, but do you remember this scene from the movie A History Of Violence? That’s what I have in mind…

 

5. The floor

Sometimes, fancy, comfy furniture doesn’t cut it. If you can’t wait any longer, don’t bother making it to the bedroom, and have it right here, right now.

 

6. The walls

Don’t forget to take advantage of the walls! Being pressed against one can be oh so nice!

 

7. The balcony

If it’s summer and you have a balcony, don’t stay in! Enjoy the fresh air outside, it’s good for you!

I reassure you, it doesn’t have to be that extreme…

 

8. The living room

Duh! The couch isn’t only made to nap, or fap, for that matter.

9. The bedroom

And of course, the bedroom. Not my favorite spot, but still nice…