Christmas can seem to be a sexless family-centered holiday…
But we just need the right way to look at it. Seriously, think about it, the booze, the eating, the presents… These are many opportunities to find fun, and I’m not talking about the pervy uncle.
So let’s gather all the good and sexy things about Christmas, so we can survive this month of creepy jumpers and annoying perfume commercials.
1. Costumes!
2. Chocolate
The kind of chocolate that makes you horny, not fat. I could wrap him up in a nice Ferrero Rocher gold paper and eat him up!
3. Booze, which leads to dancing
…which can be bad,
or even pretty good
4. Presents!
Duh, thank you Santa!
5. The tree
6. The snow (get it?…)
Although usually it’s better to look at the snow from the inside of your comfy house
7. Cocooning
Well, if you’re all comfy inside, why not take advantage?
8. Candy
Yummy!
9. The hot cousin
10. The fireplace
Yeah, this gif better illustrates what I have in mind… And if you don’t have a fireplace, it also works with a screensaver.
11. Beards
I don’t care that Movember is over, beards keep you warm.
12. A lot of cooking
13. And a lot of sharing.
That’s the holiday spirit, right?
14. More chocolate!
