The world is made of a bunch of horny hypocrites. Let me tell you why! We keep publishing photos of naked women everywhere, in the press, on the Internet… but we keep blaming women for it. It’s ok to look at it, but not to talk about it. A woman is either a slut or a prude. It’s ok to see boobs in a shampoo ad, but it’s not ok to show a photo of a breastfeeding mother or a tattoo on a vasectomy victim on facebook – but it’s perfectly fine to post a video of someone being beheaded…

See my point? How can we shame a young model for not wearing a bra (click here to see the original picture), when everybody is busy watching extreme porn at home? These Janet Jackson-like scandals only contribute to women feeling ashamed of their bodies and conflicted about their image.

This is why I’ve created a tumblr blog called The Nipple Effect, where I gather photos of nipples – I know, I have the best job in the world – and invite people to submit their own! I posted my nipple and it would make me really happy if you uploaded yours too! Because they are just nipples! And they’re the best…

They’re pretty

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They taste good

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They feel nice

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We praise the men who show them

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That’s right

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But why be afraid of women’s nipples?

Because they represent the old and puritanical, patriarchic ways? Relax, it‘s over should be over now, male and female sexuality and bodies are created equal, aren’t they?
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They’re awesome

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They feel just as nice

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And so pretty

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They wake the most lovely desires in us

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But they’re also sensitive

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In conclusion, they’re the best

No, you are!
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So get your nipples hard, take a picture and post them here!