It might sound like a superficial and sexist column from Vogue or Glamour, but it’s really not. People try to force-feed you lists of things that you have to do to be like this or like that. Don’t listen. The only things you need to do, is enjoy yourself, your body included. That’s why I’m offering you today my own version of “10 ways to have the best sex ever”!

1. Do whatever the fuck you want

Don’t care for a second about what you’re supposed to be doing. Just do what feels good! As long as your partner is consenting, of course.

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 2. Don’t worry about your body. You’re beautiful.

Being self conscious about your body during sex will definitely turn you off. Nobody cares about your love handles or pubic hair.

3. Focus on the good.

Don’t think about work. Forget about your stupid landlord, about the bills or about what that annoying colleague said. Go to your happy place!

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 4. Fuck the shit out of him

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 5. Enjoy it like it’s your last day on Earth

I feel that maybe, sometimes, some of us get a little distracted by what we wish would happen, or about little turn offs. Men are not mind readers, so enjoy the moment, and if you don’t like something, just say it! No big deal.

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6. No sluts. No whores. Just fun.

Many women feel like “whores” or “sluts” when they give head for example, or when they do anal. This is obviously total bullshit. I’m not going to get into this debate again, but just remember that sex is healthy, and that enjoying giving head doesn’t make you anything else than a woman enjoying her right to have and give pleasure.

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7. Don’t take it seriously

Sex is never as smooth as in the movies. Thank Goddess for that! That’s because of things like gravity, fluids… For example, a pussy fart is not that big a deal, just laugh and keep on!

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8. Embody your powerful alter ego

We all have insecurities, and that’s fine. When having sex, I find helpful to let myself be empowered by all the things that inspire me. Sex is like a parenthesis in life. Be free to be whatever you want. It’s quite liberating!

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9. Don’t be afraid to try new things

You never know what you’ll end up loving!

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10. Use protection!

And use it properly…

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That’s it for my wisdom sharing moment. Actually, there is no wisdom, just self-confidence, fun and more fun!

Yuk, that last gif is making want to puke…