We Are Nothing But Fuck Machines

Hey peeps, yesterday I was flaunting because I was the only one around here not catching a cold, today I’m at home with a runny nose, a tablet of Ibuprofen as food and a voice like Rocky’s. So, even though my concentration capacity has majorly dropped, I reached into my WTF / Bonus folder and got a nicely weird video for you today: Fuck Machines. I’ve also found a video of a stripping Batman, but I’ll leave this one for Christmas, since it’s got more of a holiday spirit.

Fuck Machines under the sheets

This video made me think of the creepy old black and white version of The Beauty And The Beast, if they had actually shot backstage.


This film really is creepy with the weird music and vintagy look. We guess more than we see, thanks to the action under the sheets, and slowly, chaotically discover a couple, and maybe more people, fucking like crazy.

Are we nothing but fuck machines? Not sure, but I’m pretty sure 90% of us made of pure libido and lust.

This film was made by Matt Lambert, who is a filmmaker, photographer and visual artist based in Berlin. He also works as head of video for the Bare Bones art collective.

Fickmaschinen from matt lambert on Vimeo.

  1. elhierbero5

    December 4, 2013 2:47 pm

    Ibuprofen? It’s for pains. Paracetamol (Frenadol) is for flu. The modern porn actresses are fuck machines (or cyborgs), because the commercial sex is mechanized (same scream, same streap-tease, same “orgasms”, same moans, same all).

    • Lucie Blush

      December 4, 2013 2:50 pm

      I have a growing pain in my head…

    • elhierbero5

      December 4, 2013 3:15 pm

      Sure, because you’ve flu (gripe). It’s winter! The ibuprofen is very good for other pains (muscles, tooth, joints). In addition, if you’ve rinitis (runny nose), you need an anti-histaminic. Frenadol is a very good medicine for flu (with Vitamin-C, paracetamol, clorfenamina). You should wait the effects of ibuprofen to take the Frenadol or any anti-flu.

    • Lucie Blush

      December 4, 2013 3:20 pm

      Please stick with porn 🙂

    • elhierbero5

      December 4, 2013 3:29 pm

      When the fever starts, you’re hot!! 😛 And without Frenadol, more hot yet. The drugstores close at 7pm.

  2. […] other day I posted the film Fuck Machines (Fickmaschinen), by Matt Lambert, and I’m so happy to say that about 10 years later, we can enjoy many more […]

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